Friday, January 23, 2004

Well, telecom guy is back so I just got through moving his data and he should have it in another hour or so. Saw this in the break room and thought it was pretty good:
Technology for Country Folk
Log On: Makin' the stove hotter
Log Off: Coolin 'er down
Monitor: Keepin' an eye on 'er
Download: Gitten the farwood off'n the truck
Mega hurtz: When yer not keerfull gitten the farwood
Floppy Disk: Whutcha git from tryin ta tote too much farwood
RAM: That thar thing that splits farwood
Hard Drive: Gitten home in the winter time
Windows: Whut ta shut when its cold outside
Screen: Whut ta shut when its black fly season
Byte: Whut dem dang flys do
Chip: Munchies fer the TV
Micro-Chip: Whut's at the bottom of the munchie bag
Modem: Whutcha do ta the hay fields
Dot Matrix: Dot Coms after she got hitched to Dan Matrix
Laptop: Whar the kittie naps
Keyboard: Whar ya hang the dang truck keys
Software: Them thar plastic forks 'n knifes
Mouse: Whut eats the grain in the barn
Mouse Pad: Thats jes hippie talk fer whar the mouse lives
Mainframe: Holds up the barn roof
Port: Fancy schmancie flatlander wine
Enter: Duh! How ya git in the house
Click: Whut ya hear when ya cock yer gun
Double-Click: Whut ya hear when ya REALLY mean bizness
Reboot: Whut ya have ta do right before bedtime when ya have to go to the outhouse

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