Saturday, September 29, 2007

Custom Ringtones for Verizon Phones

...and others too!

Here are the steps:
1. Take your audio file, convert it to mono, and save it as Microsoft PCM .wav file. Audacity 1.3.3 is a free and easy tool for this.
2. Use PureVoice to convert to a .qcp file.
3. Rename the extension from .qcp to .MIDI
4. Send as attachment to your phone 1234567890@vzwpix.com
5. Message could take up to around 30 mins to reach your phone
6. Your phone, while on the message, may only play the first second or so. Save as a ringtone, then go to your ringtones and play it and you should hear the whole thing.

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Another GREAT comic from ASBO Jesus

Absolutely genius!
From http://asbojesus.wordpress.com/ :

Saturday, September 22, 2007

Income Tax

Those who protest the federal income tax like to ask whether you have ever seen the law that requires you to pay federal income tax.
Well now you can say yes.
Click here for the law (26 U.S.C. §1).

And who is required to file a return?
Nearly everyone with any kind of a steady income.
Click here for the law (26 U.S.C. §6012).

You might not like it but there it is.

One Way to Look At It...

From http://asbojesus.wordpress.com/ :